Do you have any idea the struggles I go through everyday as a large dog? Oh dear, sweet human, you really don’t.
I’ve been told that humans enjoys lists, so, here is a list of 10 everyday struggles I go through being a large dog:
What do you mean I’m “too big”? That’s ridiculous!
I’m sorry, I just got really excited that you were home and wanted to kiss your face.
It’s just my tail kind of hits things sometimes. I don’t know why.
Okay, you know what? I just didn’t mean to knock any of it over. I’m sorry!
I’m big but I’d never hurt anyone!
It’s just not fair. I’d love to be mer-dog or pumpkin!
This joke has been going on far too long, human.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. I only take up 2/3 of the bed.
It’s not my fault he squeaks when I step on him.
Yes I pooped on the floor. I thought I was hidden. You need bigger plants.
Do you see what I go through? Honestly! With all that, I don’t think I’d trade these long legs and giant chest for one ride in your bike’s basket (as fun as that does sound).