You love your dog more than coffee, tacos, chocolate, the beach, and napping. But do you and your dog have the BEST relationship? Here are the top 13 signs that you're both madly in love with each other, forever.
“Whaaaa? You need me to wake up? Just to pet you? Did you have a bad dream? My poor baby. You’re so cute, come ‘ere.”
“You need to pee at 5 a.m.? Ugh, Ok fiiiiiine, let’s go.”
Heat wave? Rain? Sleet? Hail? Full on Snowmaggedon? Just let me find my winter boots, hat, scarf, two sweaters, and put on five pairs of socks…
Your friend wants a bite of your pizza? "HELL NO, this is MY pizza, get your own damn pizza." But your dog? It gets its own entire slice…meat-lovers', of course.
Don’t judge, you know it’s cute AF.
They just need to pee every night at 11:30 p.m., sorry! They do this thing where they sit and stare out the window and wait for me to come home and I just can't have fun with that on my conscience...
Or at the very least, they love hanging out with you while you do.
Movie date? Ehhh... coffee or a picnic at the dog park? Now we’re talking.
Even if you don’t snuggle up with your pup in your actual bed, they have their own matching one nearby and you spend 90% of your time cuddling on the couch anyway…
Political and philosophical debates, celebrity gossip, inter-sectional feminism, would-you-rather, sharing opinions on which park is the best, and whether or not you should text the person you’re seeing again, just to, you know, make sure they’re OK, because you haven’t heard from them in a few days, and maybe they’re like, in a hospital somewhere?!
“Who's my wittle snuggle-muffin, munchkin-face, smooshy-wooshie, cuddle-bear?? YOU are! Yes you are!”
The camera-roll on your phone... and Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter… are 80% pictures of your dog and 20% pictures of you WITH your dog. And you show them to everyone you meet as if it’s your child.
Who wants to look at pictures of HUMAN babies, anyway? Fur babies are at least 300x cuter.